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Shit!!
Someone help me please.
I’m so hungry but everything smells gross. Ladies what can I eat that’s not going to make me wanna barf?
This is what I swore up and down when I first met my boyfriend (he’s Hispanic) and girl he does the damn thing every time lol but our first couple of times I was like nahhhh he can’t handle it. Then he learned I guess. And I love every second of our sex life.I always tell white boys they wouldn’t know what to do with all this ass if I put it in their lap. They’re used to those longboard-ass white girls, no cushion or anything.
They not ready for an ass that’ll actually snap back when they slap it.
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