So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
“Even when I detach, I care. You can be separate from a thing and still care about it. If I wanted to detach completely, I would move my body away. I would stop the conversation midsentence. I would leave the bed. Instead, I hover over it for a second. I glance off in another direction. But I always glance back at you.”—The Lover’s Dictionary,David Levithan (via skeletales)
I’m pregnant and very picky with people’s cleanliness. So if you didn’t wash your hands before you cooked me something I won’t fucking eat that shit.
Which is why I got to take my ass back to my moms. I currently live with my bf and his family but they are ALL dirty (with the exception of my bf) I can only imagine the germs they are passing each other.
I always tell white boys they wouldn’t know what to do with all this ass if I put it in their lap. They’re used to those longboard-ass white girls, no cushion or anything.
They not ready for an ass that’ll actually snap back when they slap it.
This is what I swore up and down when I first met my boyfriend (he’s Hispanic) and girl he does the damn thing every time lol but our first couple of times I was like nahhhh he can’t handle it. Then he learned I guess. And I love every second of our sex life.
No problem. I’ve been seeing this little girls picture all day with rest in peace under it trying to ignore it but I had to say something. I hope I didn’t make anyone feel stupid though. That wasn’t my intention. I just want people to read into things and use their resources to figure things out before they post or repost things they don’t even know about.