Me: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
Me 7 months later: seriously though its time to pull my shit together
misterdelfuego: thegoddamazon: I always tell white boys they wouldn’t know what to do with all this ass if I put it in their lap. They’re used to those longboard-ass white girls, no cushion or anything. They not ready for an ass that’ll actually snap back when they slap it. This is what I swore up and down when I first met my boyfriend (he’s Hispanic) and girl he does the damn...
ticklemeblainers: sexwithsquidward: “Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads” hey instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully
great-brittany asked: Thanks for saying that shit forreal..
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come-come-cardinal: keepcalmandgosurfing: geekyninja1: attend-hogwarts: grrrbarrowman: skarosoul: It scares me that there’s only 1000 reblogs. It scares me that there’s only 3000 reblogs. how old is google? google is 13 today
Where in the hell
Do they do that? My boyfriends cousin is 14 on varsity football at his high school and still needs a damn babysitter. Hell no. When I was 14 I was taking care of myself when my parents weren’t around.
let the wrong dude tie u up he gonna steal all ur...
notafatherfigure: shitrodsays: LMAO.
zackisontumblr: my milkshake brings all the boys to the yard and I’m like this is a private residence if you don’t leave I will call the police
Watch beyonces new bio thing. She talks to much about her pregnancy and I’ve just lost my child and I’m just so jealous. It hurts to see baby bellys and then see mine go away. Being pregnant is so amazing having to change the way you sleep to not harm a life growing inside of you is amazing. Idk what happened or what I did or if I did anything wrong but I am sorry baby. I...
whats your favorite picture of yourself... i wanna...
bryantsupreme: forevableedinggold: theblackestwillard: queen-venus-fly-trap: thewearhaus: a-titty-to-cry-on: jamtastik: sirwhindleton: this is mine. clearly im a thug.